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SITEbassist's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 173 (From 52 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,245 Points

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Like a chubby vampire Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points
Death by spikes when fat
Slow and steady Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points
Get to the flag when fat
Curious Unlocked 12/1/09
50 Points
Find a secret area
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 7/14 (90/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 11/27/09
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Hand it Over Unlocked 11/27/09
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat 10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 2/17 (35/480 points)

Babies Dream of Dead Worlds

PHYSICAL THERAPY Unlocked 2/10/10
5 Points
Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD 5 Points Enter a rift.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION 5 Points Find the incomplete area.
HAPPY FAMILY 10 Points Finish the first level for each character.
FULL POCKETS 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
JUST ANOTHER DAY 25 Points Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER 25 Points Finish Fuzor's story.
SINGULAR SPEED 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
THE QUEST TO BECOME 25 Points Finish Naaij's story.
RACE TO THE END 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/450 points)

Castle Guardian

Give it a Chance Unlocked 8/22/10
10 Points
Play for 10 minutes
Halfway there Unlocked 8/22/10
10 Points
Get to day 10
Money Bags Unlocked 8/22/10
10 Points
Collect $10,000
Slayer Unlocked 8/22/10
10 Points
Kill 100 enemies
Completed 25 Points Complete the game
Full Bestiary 25 Points Destroy every enemy
Powerhouse 25 Points Fully Upgrade Strength
Smiter 25 Points Kill 1000 enemies
Survivor 25 Points Get 150 kills in survival
Must Get Achievement 50 Points Collect 50 of the 85 achievements
Achievement Addict 100 Points Collect every single achievement!
Secret Get! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/12 (40/320 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/22/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/16/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Over 9000 Unlocked 11/16/09
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!

Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)

Dale & Peakot

Beat it Unlocked 11/29/09
25 Points
Complete the game
Help the Beast Unlocked 11/29/09
25 Points
Answer the in-game poll.
I dare you to... Unlocked 11/29/09
50 Points
Find 15 feathers
Max Life Unlocked 11/29/09
50 Points
Find all hearts
Max Ammo 50 Points Find all shells
Big winner 100 Points Earn 100,000 points
It's impossible to... 100 Points Find 25 feathers
What's the code? 100 Points Open the code protected chest

Medals Earned: 4/8 (150/500 points)

Darnell's Recount

Floatin Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
DownForwardPunch 5 Points View the COMBOS page.
Teh Intran3tz 5 Points Visit the links page.
The Election 5 Points View the intro movie.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/415 points)

EON

PILGRIM Unlocked 2/26/10
10 Points
Complete the entire first ring of levels.
JUDGE 10 Points Rate 5 or more user levels.
EXPLORER 25 Points Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.
JUNIOR 25 Points Complete the first level under par in all three categories.
JURY 25 Points Rate 50 or more user levels.
AMATEUR 50 Points Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.
LEGEND 50 Points Complete all three rings of levels.
PRO 50 Points Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.
CHAMPION 100 Points Complete all levels under par in all three categories.
EXECUTIONER 100 Points Rate 100 or more user levels.

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/445 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Beholder Unlocked 5/2/09
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Chaos Unlocked 5/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
King Slime Unlocked 5/2/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Defender 10 Points Slay the sentinel.
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/460 points)